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My apologies to anyone who actually does theater for a living and tuts at the mockery I have made of this defenseless showtune.
Who would buy
This issue of People
With Tom Cruise and Katie
And Suri's there, by their side
Who would buy
This issue of In Touch
More Tom and Katie, why, oh why?
And if we look at OK's cover
We have more wedding photographs.
US magazine, we soon discover,
Has got them coming out the ass.
Who would buy
These tattered old tabloids
With all the same story
What happened to novelty?
Who will buy
It's dated in moments
They sit in the checkout
To read and chuck right out
It makes me wonder who would buy.
Anonymous
November 28 2006, 00:38:30 UTC 5 years ago
November 29 2006, 00:11:16 UTC 5 years ago